(Waegwan, Korea 2005) |
This morning by email, Cheers! :-)
First date conversation
> > Lady: Do you drink?
> >
> > Man: Yes
> >
> > Lady: How much a day?
> >
> > Man: 3 six packs
> >
> > Lady: How much per six pack
> >
> > Man: about $10.00
> >
> > Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
> >
> > Man: 15 years
> >
> > Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which
> > puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be
> > $10,800 correct?
> >
> > Man: Correct
> >
> > Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
> > past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
> >
> > Man: Correct
> >
> > Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been
> > put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
> > compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a
> > Ferrari?
> >
> > Man: Do you drink?
> >
> > Lady: No
> >
> > Man: Where's your f***ing Ferrari?
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